There’s nothing wrong with a few kinky words while getting down, but these women have hit the jackpot when it comes to meeting guys with seriously dirty mouths (we do not mean that in a good way).
Giddy Up
“One night this guy I was dating took things a little too far. He was on top of me and flipped me over, so I was on top. Then he told me to turn around, reverse cowgirl style. Then he whispered, ‘Do you want to get on his horsey, cowgirl?’ I thought about letting it slide until he followed up with, ‘Tell daddy to giddy up, giddy up with your whip.’ I did not ‘giddy up.’ And the relationship fizzled out by the end of the month.” Caroline
P.H.A.T
“He said, ‘Your ass is so fat.’ I said, ‘WHAT???’ He said, ‘Phat, baby. I meant phat.'” Lisa
Plant My Flag
“One guy I was seeing had a replica Apollo mission helmet, and one night without any prompting, he put it on during sex. Then, he insisted I say, ‘Do me, Neil Armstrong.’ After he asked me how badly I wanted him to ‘plant his flag,’ I was done.” Maggie
You Better Disappear
“Two months into dating this guy, we had sex at his place and heard a yell and a knock on his front door. Turns out, it was his other girlfriend. He looked at me and said, ‘You better disappear, fast.’ Umm, he was still inside of me.” Celia
You Sound Like Porn
“I booked a solo trip to Puerto Rico to find a hot guy to get buck wild with on the beach. Just as I was checking in, I locked eyes with a sexy, dark-eyed stranger. Fifteen drinks later, we headed back to my hotel room. Maybe it was the drinks talking, but I was a little more verbal than normal about what I was feeling during sex. He looked up at me and said, ‘You sound like the most pitiful porn novel.’ Well, that was the end of that.” Sara
Let’s Break Up
“One afternoon, I was having sex with my boyfriend of two months when I noticed he didn’t seem into it. I asked him if something was wrong, and he responded, ‘I think we should break up.’ You think he could have let me put my pants on before having this discussion?” Jill
You’re Heavy
“I once had this guy tell me, mid-thrust, ‘This just isn’t as titillating when you’re this heavy.’” Tiffany
Don’t Breathe So Loud
“One time, sex with my boyfriend was lasting longer than normal. That’s when he looked at me and said, ‘Could you not make any noises or breathe so loud, it’s making me lose my concentration.’” Isabelle
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